Finally ! You can understand me ! (Humor)

Daily writing prompt

If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says?

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If your pet could talk, what would be the first thing it says ?

Hey , Finally! You can understand me. Now… about that treat you owe me.

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1. “So… you finally admit I’m the boss?”
   
2. “You know that expensive sofa? Yeah… I have something to confess.”
   
3. “Can you please explain why you go to the bathroom alone? I’ve always found that suspicious.”
   
4. “Your phone gets more attention than me. We need to discuss this.”
   
5. “I love you too… but honestly, your food smells better than mine.”
   
6. “You thought I was sleeping? I was actually listening to everything.”
   
7. “I’ve been pretending not to understand you this whole time.”