A Doctor can’t find a job in any hospital in the US, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside :
‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic…
Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring me medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth.”
Lawyer: “Ugh… this is kerosene.”
Doctor: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20.”
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money…
Lawyer: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”
Doctor: “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth.”
The lawyer was annoyed: “This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste.”
Doctor: “Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20.”
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
Lawyer: “My eyesight has become very weak I can’t see at all.”
Doctor: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so take this $100.”
Lawyer staring at the note: “But this is $20, not $100!!”
Doctor: “Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20”
😂😀😂😀
जरूर ध्यान से सुने और बस इसका पालन करें… !
A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND
WIFE: “Honey, please don’t forget to buy bread when you’re coming home from work and lest I forget… Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.”
HUSBAND: Who is Elizabeth?
WIFE : Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.
HUSBAND: But I’m with Elizabeth right now, I thought you saw me!
WIFE: What! Where are you?
Husband: Near the neighbourhood bakery.
WIFE:Wait, I’m coming right now!
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
WIFE : I’m at the bakery, where are you?
HUSBAND :
I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, please buy the bread and go home!
लडकी ने लडके से पुछा-क्या तुम्हारे पास मारूति कार है ?
लडका-नहीं।
लडकी -क्या तुम्हारे पास फ्लैट है ?
लडका-नहीं।
लडकी-क्या तुम्हारे पास नौकरी है?
लडका-नहीं।
और फिर ब्रेकअप।
लडकी लडके को छोडकर चली गयी।
लडका उदास हो गया और सोचने लगा –
जब मेरे पास पाँच-पाँच BMW कार हैं तो मुझे मारूति की क्या जरूरत ?
जब मेरे पास खुद का इतना बडा बंगला है तो मुझे फ्लैट की क्या जरुरत?
और
जब मेरे पास 500 करोड सलाना टर्नओवर का अपना बिजनेस है और 400 लोग मेरे यहाँ नौकरी करते हैं तो फिर मुझे नौकरी की क्या जरूरत?
आखिर वो मुझे क्यों छोड़ गयी ?
-बिना पुरी बात जाने जल्दीबाजी मे कोई फैसला ना करे।
पक्के वाले दोस्त वह होते हैं जिन्हें, 2 दिन गाली ना दो तो, पूछने लग जाते हैं.. “क्या हुआ भाई नाराज है क्या!!”
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
A customer is having a conversation with a bank receptionist.
Customer: “I want to have a chat with my financial advisor.”
Receptionist: “Unfortunately, he is not here.”
Customer: “I think I saw him through the window.”
Receptionist: “He may have seen you first.”
Offline रहता हूं तो सिर्फ दाल, रोटी, नौकरी एवं परिवार की ही चिंता रहती है
Online होते ही धर्म, समाज, राजनीती, देश, विश्व, और पूरे ब्रह्माण्ड की चिंताए होने लगती है
Girl : Would you like to be the SUN in my life?
Boy : Awww… Yes!!!
Girl : Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
How to get ATTENTION OF WIFE : I was struggling to get my wife’s attention?
So I simply sat down and looked COMFORTABLE…
That did the trick
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor…
A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,”
he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant. “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
Lady (to her doctor): What I am worried about is my height and not my weight.
Doctor: How come?
Lady: According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.
पहला दोस्त -मैं इस समय Covid19 Stage-3 में हूँ,
पहली स्टेज में बर्तन माँजे, दूसरी स्टेज में खाना बनाया, तीसरी स्टेज में कपड़े धो रहा हूँ
और तुम ??
दूसरा दोस्त- मैंने बेलन से मार खा ली मगर काम नही किया..!
भाई कोरोना तो थोड़े दिन में चला जायेगा,मगर पत्नी को पता चल गया कि इसको ये सब आता है तो जिंदगी भर करना पड़ेगा
अच्छे दोस्त कितना भी रूठे, उन्हें मना लेना चाहिये
क्यूंकि, वो साले अपने सारे राज जानते हैं!
Never Laugh at your Girlfriend’s choices…… You are one of them !!
It’s Okay if you don’t like me…, Not everyone has good taste.
Corona Jokes:
– Our current situation is like a watermelon, If you open the green zone, it will become RED.
– Somewhere out there is an English teacher waiting for schools to re-open, so she can give them an essay topic “How i spent by lockdown time”.
किसी को उधार दीजिए फिर उसके जीवन में आने वाली तरह-तरह की समस्याओं की जानकारी मुफ़्त में पाइए।
Unusual Fun with Statues 👇🏻
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